Lizard Geisha
Lizard Geishas (JP: ゲイシャトカゲ) are a rare variant of the Lizardman family, introduced in What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!?.
Lizard Geishas spawn from any breed of Lizardman with when they have 400 HPNHA or 200 HPWDIDTDTML2 / WDIDTDTML at the time of laying eggs or splitting. Akin to Basic and Abnormal Breeds, Lizard Geishas can make nests in 2x3 spaces and lay Lizard Geisha Eggs. Similarly, if the Dungeon IQ is High in No Heroes Allowed!, they can build Totem Poles. They feed on Omnoms.
Strength-wise, Lizard Geishas are between Lizard Mages and Lizard Masters, but have higher DEF and RES, as well as lower Fertility. This gives them a better matchup against magic users for a large portion of the game.
In No Heroes Allowed! VR
Lizard Geishas can spawn from Treasure Chests and no longer spawn when Lizardmen have a specific HP number. Because they spawn from Treasure Chests, they don't have a nest like regular Lizardmen, but reproduce by laying Lizard Geisha Eggs regardless.
Stat-wise, they are the only Lizardman breed to have balanced ATK and DEF, though they are firmly outclassed by the Lizardboy. They sit around the level of a Lizard Knight overall.
In-Game Descriptions
What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!?
- Height: 4'11"
- Weapon: Cute Sword
- Armor: Cute Shield
They appear to be the only female lizards, but are, in fact, actually male. As per Netherworld bylaws, there are no Lizardwomen. Though they may look cute and delicate, they have sent many a hero to a bloody hell. Use caution when fighting or offering them a ride.
| HP | B |
| DST | B |
| RST | B+ |
| AGI | B (A) |
| REP | E |
What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2
An extremely rare Lizardman. She(?) only appears under very specific conditions. Her(?) eggs smell like... nothing, surprisingly.
| HP | 720 |
| ATK | 72 |
| DEF | 90 |
| RES | 68 |
No Heroes Allowed!
- Diet: Insects
- Predators: Dragons
- Mutations: None
Lizardwomen born into the bodies of Lizardmen. They are endlessly fishing for compliments and then kicking up a fuss if they don't get the response they want. And since they're much stronger than regular Lizardmen, things can get very messy very quickly.
| Max. HP | 720 |
| Atk | 72 |
| Phys/Mag Def | 90/68 |
| Fertility | 1 |
No Heroes Allowed: No Puzzles Either!
| Entry No. | 140 |
| Level | None |
| Type | Lizardmen/Basic |
| Attack | 9 (14 Max) |
| Special | None (0%) |
| Evolves into | Can't Evolve |
No Heroes Allowed! VR
| HP | 111 |
| Horde Power | 24 |
| ATK | 60 |
| DEF | 60 |
These Lizardmen have a fascination with all things beautiful, which has manifested in perhaps the most unsettling way possible. You'll often find them hogging the limelight at the lead of the lizard vanguard.
Yūsha no Kuse ni Konamaiki da DASH!
 |
これを翻訳してくれませんか？ Can you translate this, my Lord? |
Website Description
- 持ち物：長崎べっ甲
- 好物：佐世保バーガー
- 天敵：開国を迫る者
包容力があって世話好きで面倒見がいい。ただ細かい計算が苦手でポイントカードはほとんど貯めることができない。角煮まんじゅうをよく知り合いに配りだす。
In other languages
| Language | Name | Meaning |
|---|---|---|
| Japanese | ゲイシャトカゲ Geishatokage |
Geisha Lizard |
| Mandarin Chinese (Traditional Script) |
藝者蜥蜴 Yìzhě xīyì |
Geisha Lizard Refers to the female hostess type of geisha seen in Tokyo and the Kanto area, lit. "artist/artisan". Compare with 藝妓 yìjì, the usual Chinese name for a geisha; 妓 jì typically means "prostitute", so it could be a censorship measure. |
| Korean | 게이샤 도마뱀 geisya domabaem |
Trivia
- Due to the requirements to summon them, Lizard Geishas cannot be made by basic Lizardmen in What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!?. In No Heroes Allowed!, this also applies to Siesta Lizards, Obese Lizardmen and Frill Lizards.
- In What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!?, Lizard Geishas appeared to be albino. However, with the introduction of Pure Breeds and thus the Pure Lizardman in What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2, Lizard Geishas were changed to be pink.
- While powerful in the first three games, the Lizard Geisha was significantly nerfed in No Heroes Allowed: No Puzzles Either!, being weaker than even Lizard Knights.