Beautiful Golem
Beautiful Golems (JP: きれいなゴーレム) are Alchemist-summoned monsters introduced in What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2. It's referred to as the Clean Golem prior to No Heroes Allowed: No Puzzles Either!.
Beautiful Golems are aggressive towards all Badman-affiliated monsters—even Fungi—but will kill rather than consume them. Beautiful Golems will perish if they either run out of HP or the Alchemist is defeated. Unlike regular Golem family members, they will not roar when hit with the God of Destruction's pickaxe. They do not influence the stats of the Alchemist, either.
In-Game Descriptions
What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2
- Food: N/A
- Dislikes: Monsters
- Ability: N/A
A physically and mentally pure Golem. It went through 112 alchemic baptisms and was summoned from the ground in a purely white form. Its entire body is made of recycled tin from the war effort.
| HP | 420 |
| ATK | 50 |
| DEF | 5 |
| RES | 5 |
No Heroes Allowed!
- Diet: Currently Fasting
- Dislikes: Monsters
- Special Abilities: None
Tinpot golems made by idiot alchemists who think it's funny to waste nutrients and mana on making big, white, silent useless lumps. Just between you and me, there's also been a few defective ones made by shady traders that apparently don't die, they just keep getting up again, so keep your eyes peeled for those.
| Max. HP | 430 |
| Atk | 50 |
| Phys DEF | 5 |
| Mag DEF | 5 |
| Fertility | — |
No Heroes Allowed: No Puzzles Either!
| Entry No. | 200 |
| Level | ☆☆ |
| Type | Golems/Basic |
| Attack | 14 (21 Max) |
| Special | None (0%) |
| Evolves into | Blob |
In other languages
| Language | Name | Meaning |
|---|---|---|
| Japanese | きれいなゴーレム Kireina gōremu |
Beautiful Golem |
| Mandarin Chinese (Traditional Script) |
整潔哥雷姆 Zhěngjié gē léi mǔ |
Clean Golem |
| Korean | 깨끗한 골렘 kkaekkeushan gollem |
Clean Golem |
Trivia
- Despite having its name changed in No Heroes Allowed: No Puzzles Either!, the name "Clean Golem" is used in the entry for Clean Wookiemon due to a localisation error.
- Additionally, while it is the ☆☆ form of Golems, the Beautiful Golem is listed last out of its family. The same applies to the Clean Wookiemon and the Gorgeous Lady. It can be inferred that these monsters were intended to be treated like Pure Breeds.
- Prior to the name change, the name "beautiful Golem" is used in reference to it in What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2 when losing to Sanada's party in Industria.
| Golem family | |
|---|---|
| Introduced in What Did I Do to Deserve This, My Lord!? 2 | |
| Basic Breeds | Golem - Blob - Talos - Majin - Beautiful Golem |
| Runes | Golem Rune - Blob Rune - Talos Rune - Majin Rune |
| Introduced in No Heroes Allowed! | |
| Related | Harmunculus |
| Introduced in No Heroes Allowed! VR | |
| Magic Circles | Golem Circle - Blob Circle - Talos Circle - Majin Circle |
| Introduced in Yūsha no Kuse ni Konamaiki da DASH! | |
| Basic Breeds | Haniwa Golem - Noroi's Golem - Genjin of Haniwa - Bujin Golem Giant - Hill Giant - Frost Giant - Gigant |
| Abnormal Breeds | Candyman - Marshmallowman - Cookie Giant - Biscuit Titan |
| Rare Breeds | Hexagon - Octagon - Multi-Leg - Killing Machine - Hector |